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KNTV Sex is a frank and educational programme for 14 to 19 year olds about sex - TV producer Afansia tells the boys how she feels when she is with her boyfriend but are they mature enough to handle the information?

Kierky and Nietzsche - KNTV Sex - Rules of Attraction

KNTV Sex is a frank and educational programme for 14 to 19 year olds about sex - Nietzsche takes a few tips from the animal kingdom when learning how to attract a mate.

State-Approved Message Alert

The General's phone thing #2
Mobile phones are rare in Slabovia, but all who have them are ordered to use this message alert

Ring Ring, Ring Ring

Burgess McPhilbin ringtone #1
A soothing ringtone for Slabovians who are too scared to answer their phone

General denounces turnips as part of the "axis of evil"
Local idiot joins Mensa

KNTV Sex Will Make Us Smarter Than The West

The roaring laughter of our great and fearless leader, General Schmerdiakov, could be heard across Slabovia as he tuned into KNTV Sex.
The state-approved sex education show launched on State Television this week and has been decreed "must watch" by The General. "This and my Ministry of Sex will help make us smarter than the West."
"Our show has met The General's approval," said presenter Kierky (right). "We escape punishment!" "You is darn tooting," added co-host Nietzsche.

KNTV SEX CAN BE WATCHED NOW On State TV

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Sgt Pickles Spotted As Rising Star

The General has ordered comrades to hail newcomer to Slabovia Sgt Pickles. "She is dedicated to the growth of our nation and has a cuddly pig," our leader said.

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Top male model Lech Palunikov is looking for his next fashion protégé. Comrades are ordered to dress to impress on SlabSpace during Slabovia's Fashion Week!